Sunday, June 8, 2008

Religulous.



A Statement from Bill Maher

Since starting on Politically Incorrect in 1993, it has been my pleasure over the last decade and a half to make organized religion one of my favorite targets. I often explained to people, “I don’t need to make fun of religion, it makes fun of itself.” And, then I go ahead and make fun of it too, just for laughs.

With religious fanatics like George Bush and Osama bin Laden now taking over the world, it seemed to me in recent years that this issue — this cause of debunking the man behind the curtain — needed to have a larger, more insistent and focused forum than late night television. I wanted to make a documentary, and I wanted it to be funny. In fact, since there is nothing more ridiculous than the ancient mythological stories that live on as today’s religions, this movie would try to be a real knee slapper. Unless, of course, you’re religious, then you might not like it.

Who could I get to direct me on such an epic quest? In reality, there was only one man, and his name is Larry Charles. I hope that together we fulfilled that quest. Which really isn’t that hard, considering that comedically speaking, the topic of religion is pretty much hitting the side of a barn.

As a comedian, religion has always interested me — it was the single easiest subject to make jokes about. I think that tells us something: comedians look for things that don’t make sense, that are illogical.

Even as a young comedian, routines I did that got the biggest laughs and got me invited back on the Tonight Show were the religious ones — like the one about being half Catholic and half Jewish and bringing a lawyer into confession: “Bless me father for I have sinned — and I think you know Mr. Cohen . . .”

Politics is a rich area, but even politicians, although they promise some ridiculous stuff, don’t approach the level of, for example, the Mormon practice of promising couples a planet to rule over in the after life if they have a really good marriage on earth. They give you a planet — kinda like when someone gives you a certificate that says a star has been named after you — except here, they really give you the star!

Join me in the final battle between intelligence and stupidity that will decide the future of humanity. Coming soon to a house of false idols near you.


Wednesday, June 4, 2008




Monday, June 2, 2008

RIP Yves Saint Laurent.

In a fruitful career in the fashion world that spanned 45 years, French designer Yves Saint Laurent has passed away at the age of 71. Exploding onto the scene at the age of 21, Saint Laurent would enjoy great success for many years. Once considered taboo in womens fashion gained wide acceptability with the inception of designs and ideas from the legendary French designer. The passing of YSL represents a huge loss to the fashion world.

Source: NY Times

Tuesday, April 29, 2008




Friday, April 11, 2008

Sharkwater.


Okay - So last night we watched SHARKWATER: The Truth Will Surface. Absolutely amazing.

I, personally have never been so effected by a documentary since Fahrenheit 9/11 (yeah yeah) - It follows Shark Conservationist Rob Stewart on his journey through Costa Rica and the Galapagos islands to expose the illegal Shark Fin trade (billion dollar a year industry), and debunk myths and stereotypes that people have about Sharks.

Some crazy shit goes on in what I thought would be a pretty tame oceanographic documentary. While aboard the Sea Shepherd Conservation Societies ship, they are attacked by pirates in Guatemala, rammed by Shark poachers, chased by Gun-Boats... Crazy shit! I mean, they're under arrest in Costa Rica and just pull anchor and make a break for international waters! So bad ass! Not only that, but Rob gets flesh-eating bacteria, which freaked me out because that disease is nuts.

Anyways, besides all the action and gnarliness, there were a LOT of interesting facts about sharks that I had no idea about. How crucial they are to the oceans food chain, how unaggressive they are and how their numbers have decreased by 90%!

There are some extremely graphic moments in this movie, and I will warn everybody to have a box of tissues ready for this film, one scene which I will probably never forget for the rest of my life. Some absolutely shocking images for sure, so be warned.

Bottom line - I fucking LOVE sharks now. I hit up www.savingsharks.com immediately after watching the film, and I am very very tempted to travel down to Costa Rica and join in on some anti-finning protests. Not only was this film absolutely beautiful (shot in full HD), but the content impacted me very seriously, and I hope that everyone check out this movie!

Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Recap.

Okay - So WINGZ at Broken City.

A lot of hype from certain people, but tonight was our first time trying them.
$4.00/lb is a little bit expensive compared to other places in town (The Drum and Monkey), and the wings themselves were a tad on the small side. All the conventional flavors were good (hot, honey garlic etc...), but the Coke and AGD flavors left a bit to be desired. Didn't much taste like Coke or AGD... oh well, at least Alberta Genuine Draft itself is surprisingly good for a shitty beer.
Regardless - It was a dope time! Sharing stories about smoking weed out of apples and cans, making pizzas, burning cup noodles and riding bikes really slow. Maybe it was just me who didn't like the creative wings, so everyone who possibly can should come out and chill next time!

WINGS, BEER & SPORTS.


4pm-Close - Broken City Wing Night - 'Wings so good you'll swear they were ripped off an angels back!'. Fried first - THEN BAKED for extra crispiness - $4 a pound

On top of the usual favors like Salt & Pepper, Teriyaki and Honey Garlic....
Apple Bourbon Wings (with Real Booze!) - a full bottle of Rye in every batch of sauce (no not each order).
AGD Wings - (There's Beers in it - lots of it - and orange rinds) A hot wing without being a Hot Wing Goes great with our $2.75 AGD pints - go figure.
Coca Cola Wings - Perfect for designated driver - Comparable to a BBQ wing but Waaaaay better. The wing that won Skabar's heart.
Hot Wings - Special Secret BC sauce - Scientifically formulated for perfect BSW ** ratio. ** Beads of Sweat per Wing. 2(bs)p/w=HOT!
Hot Hot Wings - Same as the above but we 'damn the ratio'. Math sucks Wings rule!